handsomedogs:

Penelope The Chug, chillin’ on a lazy weekend afternoon…..

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I love Handsome Dogs!

Bring me a bucket, an extra large Gatorade and Advil please.

TBT with Church Lady Grandma (again). Since almost every picture is of me sleeping, either I slept a lot as a puppy, or The Fam had me drugged for the first couple of months. 

GPOYW via SnapChat. Check out how I am sitting. So ladylike, right?

Tuesday Truth: I sit really really oddly. Check out my back left leg. How is that even possible? I look like I have a flipper.

Cuddlebuddy’s Snap Chat about my new Pimp Chew Toy. I think she just wants a gold grill too.

Marketing vs. Reality.  I am still a pimp even if this ball gag does not fit in my mouth. Marketing vs. Reality.  I am still a pimp even if this ball gag does not fit in my mouth.

Marketing vs. Reality. I am still a pimp even if this ball gag does not fit in my mouth.

I am the Gene Simmons of Chugs