I’m so fancy, you already knoooow, I’m in the fast lane from LA to Tokyooooooo…

Sometimes don’t you wish you could go back to a time when life was simpler? Life as a wee pup consisted only of sleeping, eating, peeing where I wanted (and not getting in trouble cuz I was still a baby), and cuddles. Well, to be honest, that is still pretty much my life today, but you know, even dogs get nostalgic for the past. 

Happy Birthday Uncle Disco Ball Dad! Good thing Treat Lady isn’t there. From the looks of these pics of you guys as kids, she would be drooling over your cake and then get mad if she didn’t get a piece of cake quick enough. Happy Birthday Uncle Disco Ball Dad! Good thing Treat Lady isn’t there. From the looks of these pics of you guys as kids, she would be drooling over your cake and then get mad if she didn’t get a piece of cake quick enough.

Happy Birthday Uncle Disco Ball Dad! Good thing Treat Lady isn’t there. From the looks of these pics of you guys as kids, she would be drooling over your cake and then get mad if she didn’t get a piece of cake quick enough.

Flashback Friday to extreme cuteness of being 8 weeks old. 

Flashback Friday to extreme cuteness of being 8 weeks old. 

10 Thingies

I love Thingies- all types of Thingies! Uncle Disco Ball Dad Tagged me for this fun little thingie:

  • Name: Penelope
  • Birthday: December 12, 2012
  • Gender: Born with female parts
  • Sexuality: I am attracted to pillows that are shaped like Tootsie Rolls  
  • Height: 12”
  • Time zone: Twilight Zone
  • What time and date is it there: 7:56 am September 11, 2014
  • Average hours of sleep I get each night: Ummmm- why limit yourself to just night sleeping? I sleep at least 18 hours a day
  • otps: Seriously? WTF is this?
  • My most used phrase(s):  Lame.
  • First word that comes to mind: I think I have turrets. Fuck.
  • What I last said to a family member: To Sibling: When the fuck will Treat Lady be home? This is getting ridiculous.
  • One place that makes me happy & why: Cuddlebuddy’s bed, because it is home.
  • How many blankets I sleep under: None- I am Cuddlebuddy’s blanket.
  • Favorite beverage:  Coffee in the AM. IPA in the PM. Water all day long.
  • The last movie I watched in the cinema: If  by cinema you mean our living room, that would be A Million Ways to Die in the West.
  • Three things I can’t live without: Treats, the garden and sniffing.
  • Something I plan on learning: Break Dancing.
  • A piece of advice for all my followers: In the words of the great philosopher Dory (from Finding Nemo): Just Keep Swimming.
  • You all have to listen to this songThis

Why is it that whenever small little poops are found in the living room, I always named as the culprit? Sibling totally could have done it. Or hey, what about Cusdlebuddy? Either of them could have dropped logs. Come to think of it, Alpha Male was walking around the house acting all weird- so maybe it was him? Treat Lady is in NYC, but maybe she left us a present before she left? See, it really could have been anyone. I think it is species profiling.